Once in a while I make a point to pay a visit to my grandfather.The visit involves a lot of psychological preparation than even the finincial part.You cannot make the journey by car.The potholes on the “road” , no, terrain, can swallow a car.In fact they are not potholes,they are gulleys which even a ministerial SUV with the Najivunia kuwa Mkenya sticker cannot do.
We used to carry our own drinking water bought from the shops with the high flying name of “mineral water”. That was before the old man rebuked us that the pond water we were shunning was what he has been drinking for the 90 years of his life. The funny thing is that the Victoria is less than 40 kilometers away and all that time they have only known the pond water which they share with all kinds of living and dead things. I mean once in a while they come across a floating carcass in the pond. Even with the constituency development funds reading 50 milloin this year there are no signs of tapped water ever making an appearance there. They dont, ok , he doeas not have the remotest idea that the funds exist.The MP sometimes has the guts to say the money is his own and the projects his brainchildren.
Still the reason I insist on paying him a visit is because of a Kenyan MP-like blackmail.Remember the “You dont raise my salary ,I dont pass that budget” classic ?.The old man pulled one on me that the reason he still lives is because of his grandkids and that just a sight of one of us makes his maladies disappear or cease to exist like Trasnsparency International Kenya without Mati. Actually we havent seen those damning reports on how the state spends 800 million shillings on fuel guzzlers while the North-Easterners are starving ! So just like the emotional ordinary Kenyan, who is being forced to be Patriotic with stickers, I have to pay him a visit.
Some one said Kenyans are optimistic. They were before the a hundred days came to pass.In real sense we are emotionaland concerened if not sentimental. We fear the death and respect the dead. Only in Kenya do we hear of ministers who “accumulate” astronomical ammounts in debts when in office. When they die, the state offers to pay off their debts of which not a single cent did us any good and educate their children.Yet we sit tight-lipped and dream of the day when we will not have auctioneers at our doorsteps demanding our dear possessions we bought with our measly overtaxed salaries. Cant the government do the same for the ordinary folk ?